mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Yet my pants strangely seem a bit tighter

And strangely much wetter [Chalky] How do you know about testicles?

As my bits they do fetter

Could my underpants be any shite-er? No-one else could have done it with so much sweetness and panache. But I'm sorry anyway, and I'll get my coat.

Chalky

When recently showered and fragrant [Darren] eeh lad ... I've melted a few in my time :-) [pen] stick around - we need you for this one ...

Projoy

I jumped on an elderly vagrant

Darren

We made passionate love