mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

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At red-amber I felt

Chalky

My testicles melt

Projoy

So please do not ask if I've "been"

Rosie

I've "been" and I'm now "feeling lighter" This is disgraceful stuff. Terrible.

jim

Yet my pants strangely seem a bit tighter

Darren

And strangely much wetter [Chalky] How do you know about testicles?

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As my bits they do fetter

penelope

Could my underpants be any shite-er? No-one else could have done it with so much sweetness and panache. But I'm sorry anyway, and I'll get my coat.

Chalky

When recently showered and fragrant [Darren] eeh lad ... I've melted a few in my time :-) [pen] stick around - we need you for this one ...