mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

If a zip-lock should fail to prevail (continuing the excellent advice...)

We'll all find out if you're male

Software

But if you're a lass

Darren

You should go to mass

Chalky

And cover your sins with a veil

Juxtapose

For celibacy, give three cheers!

Projoy

I'll not bonk for the rest of my years