mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Ahem

I've managed, without interference,

Chalky

To alter my husband's appearance

rab

He's now eight feet tall

penelope

But has only one ball sorrysorrysorry

And that needs a sixteen-inch clearance - oooh - what a monster I've created

For those with testicular gigantism . . . there ought to be a few rhymes, and if not, well, bollocks.

(Barring the mono or double schism) Mmmm, yes, that could work, subject to the scansion police

It's wise, I suspect, throwing caution to the wind...

To join the new sect

Raak

Baptised by immersion in... (No, I can't bring myself to type it.)