mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

With hindsight they'd've run if they could. [a bit dull sorry - anything to get things moving again ...]

The cause of this sorry affair

Rosie

So foul that I do not dare

Software

To mention the fact

Falstaff

I have nada for tact

Software

So I'll tell the whole world, I don't care

Kim

I've managed, without interference,

Ahem

I've managed, without interference,

Chalky

To alter my husband's appearance

rab

He's now eight feet tall

penelope

But has only one ball sorrysorrysorry

And that needs a sixteen-inch clearance - oooh - what a monster I've created

For those with testicular gigantism . . . there ought to be a few rhymes, and if not, well, bollocks.

(Barring the mono or double schism) Mmmm, yes, that could work, subject to the scansion police

It's wise, I suspect, throwing caution to the wind...

To join the new sect