mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

penelope

And steal all their smalls

Rosie

For my loins were ungirt; they were needed

Rosie

Shit! I've just used the same word as line 2. Better do another one. Here goes:

And make sure their gardens are weeded.

Falstaff

'tis the hour of my discontent

jim

And I'm full of evil intent

Rosie

All round me beware

Darren

I'm likely to bare

Projoy

What I shouldn't expose, as a gent

blamelewis

I like the red highlight for the preview but the explanatory text says "..a preview which, in words, means..." - is there an "other" missing?
Cry Havoc! (And let out the dog.)

penelope

Thus read a Shakespearian blog

Kim

To be? Undecided.