mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I suggest amending it to:
There once was a lad in Stamboul

Who went into town,'on the pull'

penelope

oops

It could not be said

Knibbly

He was right in the head

Chalky

'Coz his technique was verging on cruel ... sorry - that was getting-rid-of-sad-limerick effort. Let's draw a line eh?

Don't force me to drink too much punch

Phil

I've not even had any lunch

Rosie

But when I have eaten

Raak

Then I won't be beaten

Software

So get out my way you sad bunch No, really, yous are my besht pals ever.

(Hic!) I really do love you, you know

(stifled belch)At least 'til dawn tomorrow