mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I spied a large maggot on top

Pook

But as they're nutricious

It was not that malicious

Juxtapose

To serve up the meal to my pop

muttleee

Ben Johnson's a bit of a cheat Nothing if not topical eh? :-) Today is the 17th anniversary of his 100m gold in Seoul though.

He took drugs to speed up his feet

Rosie

But to speed up your brain

Dandalf

Like La Moss, try cocaine

Raak

Line up for a cracking good treat!

Projoy

Let me clean 'twixt your toes, mother dear

penelope

Lest the itching becomes very bad, as I fear oh yuk

Your joints are too stiff [Pen] Was the 'yuk' for the concept or the scansion? ;-)

and I can't stand the whiff

irach

Of your feet when I venture too near.

Chalky

Unleash all those inner desires!

Wymo

By admitting you love Richard Briers

Projoy

And Penelope Keith

Darren

And the voice of Lord Reith - Oddly enough, I'll be seeing Richard Briers and Penelope Keith soon.

And the odour of burnt rubber tyres. Rather sensuous. OK, I'm mad.