mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

While re-writing the old magna Carta

Wymo

I was attacked by a catholic martyr

Rosie

Who rose from the grave ...presumably...

And made me a slave

Blob

Of the hon'rable Knights of the Garter

Rosie

While cooking a great fat pork chop

irach

I spied a large maggot on top

Pook

But as they're nutricious

It was not that malicious

Juxtapose

To serve up the meal to my pop

muttleee

Ben Johnson's a bit of a cheat Nothing if not topical eh? :-) Today is the 17th anniversary of his 100m gold in Seoul though.

He took drugs to speed up his feet

Rosie

But to speed up your brain