mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

A loud fart very ripe

So in revenge he's taken up drumming - it's the only thing I could think of that isn't filthy

Way back in the reign of King John

Whose follies we now dwell upon

Raak

The barons revolted

The serfs they all bolted

And Runnymede staged 'Magna-thon'

Software

While re-writing the old magna Carta

I was attacked by a catholic martyr

Who rose from the grave ...presumably...

And made me a slave

Blob

Of the hon'rable Knights of the Garter

While cooking a great fat pork chop

I spied a large maggot on top

Pook

But as they're nutricious

Knobbly

It was not that malicious

Juxtapose

To serve up the meal to my pop

muttleee

Ben Johnson's a bit of a cheat Nothing if not topical eh? :-) Today is the 17th anniversary of his 100m gold in Seoul though.

He took drugs to speed up his feet

But to speed up your brain

Dandalf

Like La Moss, try cocaine

Raak

Line up for a cracking good treat!

Let me clean 'twixt your toes, mother dear

penelope

Lest the itching becomes very bad, as I fear oh yuk

muttleee

Your joints are too stiff [Pen] Was the 'yuk' for the concept or the scansion? ;-)

and I can't stand the whiff

Of your feet when I venture too near.

Unleash all those inner desires!

By admitting you love Richard Briers

And Penelope Keith

And the voice of Lord Reith - Oddly enough, I'll be seeing Richard Briers and Penelope Keith soon.

And the odour of burnt rubber tyres. Rather sensuous. OK, I'm mad.

Juxtapose

I once met an ogre so vast

That I thought I had breathèd my last

muttleee

With a 'Fee fi fo fum'

As he spat out his gum

He advised me to run away fast

So I did, and I'm here - he's outside

I think he wants me for his bride

But when he gets close

Software

I'll give him a dose

Care of Doc Jekkyl and old Mister Hyde

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Relax now - this won't hurt a bit

Marc

Bend over, expose your left tit, ...at the dentist's or shooting porno-movies?

[Marc] I see you managed to sniff out an opportunity to lower the tone - behave yourself!