mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Make sure the keyboard's not greasy

Drew

Press "Ctrl-Alt-Del" pronounced "delete", not "del"

Raak

And all will be well

muttleee

Let's try (It's a bit of a cheat) instead. [Raak] Do pay attention... ;-)

Chalky

So long as you press the right key, see? / So long as you press the right key, see?
.. bifurcation to validate BOTH line 4s [mutt - I'm sure Raak knew exactly what he was doing]:-)

A young chap from Horncastle, Lincs

nights

went once to see the Sphinx

gabrielized

He loved his dear camel

Kim

Whom he named after Pamel-

a Anderson. Why? 'cause she stinks.

Raak

A mad bomber from -- no, too soon for that I think.

On a stroll in the gardens of Kew [Chalky] Well, I know now, I didn't see the middle two words.

Irouléguy

I discovered a cure for the 'flu

Once I'd eaten the herb

the bugs to disturb

And it cured too my coeliac sprue

"Play 'Misty' for me!", bellowed Wendy.

RedSnapper

To her new man - a Turkish effendi

nights

He played not a note

Nor strummed his sarod

Or blew on his brass horn so bendy.

Juxtapose

I know I've been gone for a while

And left in a worrying style

penelope

But I've now done my time

nights

And constructed a rhyme

Chalky

To puzzle, bemuse and beguile:

My first letter looks like a tent
My second's a coin oft spent
Then ditto for three
The fourth's a trainee
And my last is the vowel in Lent

penelope

[Chalks]*hasn't seen a doctor in months* (dammit, because some of them are actually quite good-looking)

In a fairy tale that I once heard

McDonalds serve fresh lemon curd

RedSnapper

Causing Little Miss Muffet

penelope

To 'Go Large' on her tuffet Oblig.

Until her-locution is slurred

Tuj

I stood in the nude and yelled "Stalin!"