mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And left in a worrying style

But I've now done my time

And constructed a rhyme

To puzzle, bemuse and beguile:

My first letter looks like a tent
My second's a coin oft spent
Then ditto for three
The fourth's a trainee
And my last is the vowel in Lent

[Chalks]*hasn't seen a doctor in months* (dammit, because some of them are actually quite good-looking)

In a fairy tale that I once heard

Rosie

McDonalds serve fresh lemon curd

RedSnapper

Causing Little Miss Muffet

penelope

To 'Go Large' on her tuffet Oblig.

Until her-locution is slurred

Tuj

I stood in the nude and yelled "Stalin!"

Rosie

It didn't go down too well in Tallinn

Irouléguy

The Estonians booed