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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Darren
The ground would be soft
Raak
Where I stopped being aloft
Projoy
And for seconds it helped me with copin'
[Raak] Isn't that more of a cleripede?
Darren
[Projoy] Except a "cleripede" would be impossible, because you can't add feet to a poem with no metre, can you?
Rosie
The good folk of Minsk, Belarus
CdM
Recently offered a truce
(but to whom, to whom...?)
Drew
To the men of Ukraine
Darren
Who said, "What? Again?"
RedSnapper
"No! We think this is merely a ruse"
Projoy
[Darren] I was more referring to the way it used AABB rhyming structure instead of the ABCB of the glow worm. I perhaps meant "imposing feet upon the Clerihew".
'Twas Clerihew Bentley, I think,
Chalky
Who caused the Belgrano to sink
Marc
As he pulled out his plug
Raak
And it started to glug
Irouléguy
He said "It's gone down in the drink."
irach
The Reverend Spooner, 'tis said
RedSnapper
Beamed when his queer dean was wed
Rosie
but not to Friar Tuck
Darren
Who he called "fat duck"
Marc
As he crushed their newly laid bed
(matrimoni is not a sin!)
Marc
He said: "I have sailed seven seas,"
Raak
"In search of the perfect green cheese"
Software
But alas and alack
irach
Ive found blue, I've found black
RedSnapper
But none in the hue of green peas
Rosie
Tonight there's been lightning and thunder
(Chalky) How did Edmond Clerihew Bentley cause the Belgrano to sink. I think we should be told.
gabrielized
And a'tearing my garments asunder
Software
The humidity's high
penelope
From my neck to my thigh
Raak
And it's too hot to eat -- I'd just chunder!
irach
"
Abracadabra
!" said the wizard
RedSnapper
Dropping into his potion, a lizard
Darren
And a piece of a frog
Marc
Two fried balls of a hog
Rosie
And from his own pet warthog, the gizzard.
Brothers and sisters, let us all puke.
Kim
Quoth the hoary old priest, "Let us pray"
Raak
"That the rain won't stop tennis this day"
Projoy
"It's God's favoured game"
irach
So take the Lord's name
RedSnapper
So that He can keep showers away"
Drew
"I'm back!", cried the happy young man
Irouléguy
I survived the war in Iran
Software
But President Bush
irach
Kicked us all in the tush
Kim
In the way that only he can.
Chalky
Resign if you must - I don't care!
RedSnapper
You can sue me in court -if you dare!
Darren
But you must not try
Tuj
To poke me in the eye
gabrielized
Or all of your sins I'll lay bare.
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