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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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irach
When my parachute did not quite open
RedSnapper
I plummeted down and kept hopin'
Darren
The ground would be soft
Raak
Where I stopped being aloft
Projoy
And for seconds it helped me with copin'
[Raak] Isn't that more of a cleripede?
Darren
[Projoy] Except a "cleripede" would be impossible, because you can't add feet to a poem with no metre, can you?
Rosie
The good folk of Minsk, Belarus
CdM
Recently offered a truce
(but to whom, to whom...?)
Drew
To the men of Ukraine
Darren
Who said, "What? Again?"
RedSnapper
"No! We think this is merely a ruse"
Projoy
[Darren] I was more referring to the way it used AABB rhyming structure instead of the ABCB of the glow worm. I perhaps meant "imposing feet upon the Clerihew".
'Twas Clerihew Bentley, I think,
Chalky
Who caused the Belgrano to sink
Marc
As he pulled out his plug
Raak
And it started to glug
Irouléguy
He said "It's gone down in the drink."
irach
The Reverend Spooner, 'tis said
RedSnapper
Beamed when his queer dean was wed
Rosie
but not to Friar Tuck
Darren
Who he called "fat duck"
Marc
As he crushed their newly laid bed
(matrimoni is not a sin!)
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