mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

But it just cannot jive

gabrielized

With my big brother Clive

penelope

As fast as these forty-odd ants

Projoy

Talking of centipedes, how about adding extra feet? (one per line)
The earliest type of the Irish commode

Was made from the skin of a leathery toad

Chalky

My grandfather used one for racing {is that right?]

While virgins so chaste he was chasing{did he use a toad or a commode, and was he chaste?}