mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

A fine jig called 'The Maid of Tralee' [UK defence] quite right too! Now what about the '-lapsed' rhyme potential? teehee :-)

They say that obsession with cricket

Darren

Makes you throw a ball and not kick it

irach

Start yelling "Howzat!"

Projoy

And "Look at my bat!"

Irouléguy

And "Read the new Lemony Snicket." For a slightly spooky experience, try Googling "The maid of Tralee" (with the quote marks).

A golfer with only one club [Irouléguy] Try clicking on the "repeat the search with the omitted results included" for a heavy dose of repetition.

Will oft find his ball in a shrub

Ella

This provides explanation