mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Uncle Korky

As I gyrate and dance Northern pronunciation invoked. (Rosie) Of course! Ahem... Well, as I said above, I felt the scansion was fine, and I defend my use of 'Bangladesh' as a plural noun to refer to a team of individuals!

Chalky

A fine jig called 'The Maid of Tralee' [UK defence] quite right too! Now what about the '-lapsed' rhyme potential? teehee :-)

Kim

They say that obsession with cricket

Darren

Makes you throw a ball and not kick it

irach

Start yelling "Howzat!"

Projoy

And "Look at my bat!"

Irouléguy

And "Read the new Lemony Snicket." For a slightly spooky experience, try Googling "The maid of Tralee" (with the quote marks).