mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

The metre and length are there, and it's a reference to the first day's play in the first test match.

[UK] sorry, I did rather pounce on you. Just a build up of mild frustration that after some wonderful free-flowing limericks over the last couple of months, this game seems to have become clogged up by clever-arse rhyming challenges. Spelling it out: Bangladesh has only two 'a's' so you've inserted an extra syllable; using a proper singular noun, the line should read 'has collapsed'; how many rhymes are there for a word ending in '-lapsed' apart from other words ending in, er ... '-lapsed'?; finally, test match eh? whoopee-dee

Uncle Korky

Curses! Let down by my spelling! Oh bugger it.

Line and length

Irouléguy

Move along now, nothing to see Giving up the previous one for dead

Darren

Except for the glory of me

Rosie

clad only in pants (Chalky) Uncle K's spelling mistake improved the scansion no end, whether by accident or design. I'd like to think the latter. Am I right, UK?