mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

My Wife wont even know that I'm missing

Software

I'll take stacks of beer

Uncle Korky

To the end of the pier

penelope

And over the end I'll be pissing oblig.

Of first lines, I'm heartily sick (six out of the last nine, including this one)

They really do get on my wick

Software

So next time I'll wait

Rosie

till I see the bait (pen) Isn't that rather difficult for the fair sex?

Then in my 10p's worth I'll stick!