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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Bordellos in Brighton-on-Sea
Actually, scrub that, probably has more potential as:
Bordellos on Frinton-on-Sea
Are the place where we'd all like to be
Yes, grab a granny
And then shag a trannie [oh dear- SO sorry - very naughty]
with no need to fear pregnancee. ©G & S
I bring you the following news:
The government's bought Rodney Bewes
They're selling Mo Mowlam
(She was just a golem)
And increasing the tax on left shoes [Chalks] Re: Rude line - I wrote almost the same one myself but then thought better of it and didn't post it!

[pen] ah yes, my 'bravery'. Look at the time of posting :-)
[Rosie] Top finishing btw
[K,UK,m,INJ,p] latest lim - bravo!
She attributes her high popularity
To her straightforward honest vulgarity
Her Je ne sais quoi
And the size of her bra Sorry...
Are the cause of much frequent hilarity.
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