mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

The people who live down the road

penelope

Have cornered the market in woad

Raak

They paint themselves blue

Snodgrass

An interesting hue

Knobbly

Then explode like a germanic toad (what a great story that was)

Actually; following on from the aborted bifurcating limerick...

As you eat this Duck à l'Uranium

To the sound of the sweet-toned harmanium (which is like a harmonium, but more harmanous)

You might catch a queck (which is like quick but more quacky)

peek at the old beck (which is like a bick, but sharper)

Or dig around inside its cranium. (which is a bit like a...oh, sod it.)

One holiday weekend in May