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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Galloping along the shore
Entre toute des grandes vagues
There was a young lady from Tottenham (Softers) Je suis impressionné
Short skirts - wow! She really looked hot 'n 'em
With her legs e're so long
And quadriceps strong
And clogs, that she got straight from Rotterdam.
A gent who was sent up to Ghent
Caused havoc wherever he went
When he jourmeyed from Aix
"journeyed"...
He let loose a hex
Since his pronunciation was bent
You give me lager when I ask for beer
And cast me down when I just want good cheer Are we creating a new form, the limeronnet?
But give me a cider [Raak] No... ;)
Complete with dead spider Ahhhh! scrumpy..
And you just watch me disappear!
"Would you like an extra strong mint?"
As a chat-up line [maybe a hint?]
Can only be said
"I'd rather be dead!"
"Well, I'd buy you a beer, but I'm skint"
When you finish your call and ring off
I can't help but think "what a toff"
Your accent is posh
You talk utter tosh
From my list you will now be struck orff.
I once met a psychic named Beth
Who told me the date of my death
It was two months ago
Which just goes to show
Thou shouldst e'er ignore what Beth saith.
I died on the first day of Spring
And lay dead as a very dead thing
I nourish the worms
But can't come to terms
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