mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

If we can agree [CdM] What a curious misspost - am wondering if it offers a window into your psyche :-)

By quarter to three

Then we can make it before its too late

variation time:
May we invite alternative last lines? [no offence, S'ware] It seemed to have so much potential ...
I'll start with
I'm willing to negotiate
So tell me please, what's your best rate?
If we can agree
By quarter to three
My ego won't over-inflate.

CdM

[Chalky] Nothing so interesting; I just failed to notice when I previewed that I was also simulposted. :-)

rab

[CdM] I used to have a really patronising message warning you about that, but it upset snorgle so I turned it off.

Juxtapose

By four-o-clock I'll find a date

penelope

This time I won't procrastinate

Tuj

So let's get it on

Chalky

Tuj] I may be wrong but I think the previous two lines were alternative endings - which is entirely my fault for over-complicating things ...however, it all fits so I'll follow ..
Chalky - Before this mood's gone

Software

So to bed where we'll procreate [Suitable, Chalks?]

Kim

[CdM, Chalks, Irouleguy, Softers, Juxtapose, Pen, Tuj] Most satisfactory. This should become a variation of the game, where a number of alternatives for lines 3, 4 and 5 are suggested (but 1 and 2 remain fixed).
Now, if you'll just slip on this slip

Software

You may trip up just a bit Thanks for the accolade, Kim :-)