mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Would ignore many sessions of bedding

penelope

I bring you a new kind of drink

Raak

It is made with the musk of a mink

Darren

And, since it is fizzy,

Uncle Korky

You're bound to get dizzy (Oblig.)

And spill most of the drink down the sink

penelope

I did about half, then gave up

plump

It's so hard to wash a whole cup

Software

With hands that are soft

Irouleguy

I just lazily waft

Chalky

Some Fairy suds in the general direction of the kitchen sink and then wander off to play with my Weimeraner pup