mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I bring you a new kind of drink

Raak

It is made with the musk of a mink

Darren

And, since it is fizzy,

Uncle Korky

You're bound to get dizzy (Oblig.)

And spill most of the drink down the sink

penelope

I did about half, then gave up

plump

It's so hard to wash a whole cup

Software

With hands that are soft

Irouleguy

I just lazily waft

Chalky

Some Fairy suds in the general direction of the kitchen sink and then wander off to play with my Weimeraner pup

The battle for gold is intense