mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And dress up in red tights

Juxtapose

And dance like there's frost in their drawers

Darren

For those who are cymbocephalic

Projoy

Cries of "egghead" ("oeuftête" if you're Gallic)

You look like a Martian

Software

Much less than a Spartan Bastard rhyme, Rosie

All in all, you look really quite phallic.