mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And copped an incredibly hairy one

Snodgrass

sorry - Simulpost Carry on

'On a course aimed at self-cultivation

We learned about auto-cremation

penelope

So give me a match

Chalky

And a nicorette® patch

Projoy

Self-esteem, Self-respect, immolation!
Exteleologicalism (that's better, I was trying to find a word that would take up a whole line).

*sigh*

Exteleologicalism

Thos

When spelled wrong can cause rheumatism

Tuj

But with letters correct

penelope

It is not, I suspect