mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Is a booking on Brighton's West Pier

penelope

I've booked a half-page colour space bloody newspapers

(On which to emblazon my face)

Raak

It may cost a lot

nights

but I'll give it a shot

Chalky

My address is attached - just in case.

Tuj

I threw up my arms in dismay

Uncle Korky

Distraught at the death of Fay Wray

nights

at the hands of a monkey

Darren

So sprightly and spunky

Juxtapose

a girl was gorilla paté.