mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And expose all their charms

Projoy

Which are not all that charming, quite sadly

Until now I had never known fear

Uncle Korky

But my arm is now stuck up the rear unfinished sentence alert

Of a gestating cow

Irouleguy

and what I need now

Raak

Is a booking on Brighton's West Pier

penelope

I've booked a half-page colour space bloody newspapers

(On which to emblazon my face)

Raak

It may cost a lot