mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Is so rarely bandied about

Uncle Korky

You'll get your extremities cold T/s/C/D/C - excellent!

Unless you will do what you're told

Chalky

So I'm telling you now

Software

Stick your hands in a cow © Dunx

Or a maiden from Stow-on-the-Wold

Botherer

Cotswold ladies can react quite badly

Rosie

When seduced by a schoolboy from Radley

Darren

They throw up their arms

Uncle Korky

And expose all their charms

Projoy

Which are not all that charming, quite sadly

Until now I had never known fear