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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Uncle Korky
Was lost on the banks of the Tyne
Darren
The poet, ashamed,
plump
on dyslexia blamed,
muttleee
His failure to lyrically shine
Tuj
There's naught I like more than to shout
snorgle
At the lads "C'mon, get it out!"
Chalky
I'm sometimes surprised
[nice one muttleee :-)]
Dujon
That something so prized
CdM
Is so rarely bandied about
Uncle Korky
You'll get your extremities cold
T/s/C/D/C - excellent!
Darren
Unless you will do what you're told
Chalky
So I'm telling you now
Software
Stick your hands in a cow
© Dunx
Bigsmith
Or a maiden from Stow-on-the-Wold
Botherer
Cotswold ladies can react quite badly
Rosie
When seduced by a schoolboy from Radley
Darren
They throw up their arms
Uncle Korky
And expose all their charms
Projoy
Which are not all that charming, quite sadly
Until now I had never known fear
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