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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Of the last man to post
That is, if Chalky's left him alive! *enters Witness Protection Programme*

Come on, guys, pay attention to the correct stresses of the syllables in the scansion... that last line *simply* *does* *not* *work* in any way, shape or form. Please learn how a limerick works.
I know that I'm quite the offender
When I go on a fifty day bender
But my very besht friend
Tries to pretend
That he is my staunchest defender.
The trouble with being a pedant JLE] It could work (possibly) without that rogue comma - stress on if and left, that is more like that's?
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