mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I've been wearing a pair of canoes!

penelope

But they haven't, as yet unfini...

Let me down in the wet

Chalky

So I've booked for a trans-urban cruise. .. bon voyage

My balls itch so bad...

Stimpy, that line is WAY too short. It should be AT LEAST 7 syllables. Unless it was just a general comment - in which case, see your doctor!

If you find that your balls have an itch

Raak

Dip them into a tub of hot pitch