mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Let me down in the wet

So I've booked for a trans-urban cruise. .. bon voyage

My balls itch so bad...

Stimpy, that line is WAY too short. It should be AT LEAST 7 syllables. Unless it was just a general comment - in which case, see your doctor!

If you find that your balls have an itch

Raak

Dip them into a tub of hot pitch

Snodgrass

While it might make them swell

nights

it's just as well

Rosie

that your sex life was never that rich. (Raak) you're a sadist, man/

I find proper grammer attractive

Chalky

Which suggests that my sex life's inactive

Raak

When I see a subjunctive