mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

While paying for something by Visa

Uncle Korky

I was heckled by old Ebenezer

Raak

"Bah, humbug!" he cried

Irouleguy

"I don't care who's died, This quote left deliberately open

cos I am a grumpy old geezer!" - this quote deliberately closed :D

I can't see the wood for the trees

Software

And I can't see the pod for the peas