mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Ah, found it. There's a </b tag at the end of the "horsepower winch" move above.

Internet abuse

Such spurious code

Was that AXI's move? Maybe it was, so:

Uncle Korky - Well, that was all rather confusing
Projoy - Is it HTML we're abusing?
AXI - Internet abuse
Software - Is strictly no use

If the good guys always end up losing.

Knobbly

"Go away", I explode in my fury

Projoy

Going nuclear like old Marie Curie

Rosie

and do not come back

penelope

'Til you've found me that hack

Software

That knobbled the judge and the jury.

penelope

"Stand back! It's a rabid mince pie!"

"One scratch from its fangs and you'll die!"

Kiwi Chris

Though it's crust looks quite tasty

Uncle Korky

My decision was hasty

Chalky

And now up in heaven I sigh. .. hmm .. bit wobbly on the tenses, that one.

Impartial advice is quite rare

Software

And even then, to be fair

penelope

I seldom take heed

Kim

Carpe Diem's my creed

Sir Henry

I just do what I want with my hair

Sir Henry

Eating beans and fly fishing with Hartley

Software

At a village in Wiltshire called Startley

Uncle Korky

I caused quite a stir

Rosie

'cos I mimicked the burr

Chalky

So the trout leapt and slapped my face smartly.