mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

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The Obligatory Limericks Game

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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...

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Demolished a Norwegian Spruce.

You can't fit a moose in your mouth

Unlike ungulates of the Deep South

Over in the East

Raw elk is a feast

but they still prefer haggis in Louth

Those sirens are driving me mad!

'Snot as if I've been really that bad...

If I give in to the law [Puckoon] Louth is my home town... I'll grant you a temporary poetic licence for that blatant untruth.

They'll sound them much more

And at our drowning we'll be glad using poetic license to switch between two meanings of sirens

'Tis the season of snow and good cheer

Though there ain't much of that around here

White stuff's not falling

I think that's appalling

"Oh shut-up and drink up your beer." -

So, only six months until Summer! Woo-hoo!

It's less than the wait for a plumber

But slightly more wet

There's much winter yet

Don't remind me, it is such a bummer

So is it a foot or an inch?

You'll see if you give it a pinch

I can tell by the scale

Because I'm a male

You need a ten horsepower winch.

So much for my expectations!

The Wichita Lineman

[Chalky] haven't you forgotten something?

Chalky - So much for my expectations!
The Wichita Lineman - T'is the season of good will to all nations (repair over)

In short supply

*confused* - thought I posted the first line to a limerick?
Well that's what it looked like on my browser :-S
And who is the Witchita Lineman?

This is all getting very confusing. The Witchita Lineman is probably attributable to Glen Campbell who is a particularly good example of the dreadful American "country music" genre.

So, shall we try again, and hope Chalky's browser has been de-bugged.

Chalky - So much for my expectations!
Software - I was expecting congratulations

Oh Lordy - woss goin' on?
SW - I like American country music, OK? :-)
Anyway, I'm going to start the Limerick again whilst waiting for the Witchita Lineman to reveal him/her self ..

Chalky - So much for my expectations!

I fear that all these castrations

Will hamper my search

For a ball-bearing perch blimey!

oh hell... forget the bold 'blimey'

And my hopes of infant relations. [Chalks], Oh, so you're the one ;-)

Well, that was all rather confusing

Is it HTML we're abusing? (comment test)

Looks like a </b> tag has gorn astray somewhere. I can't fix it from here unfortunately, as I fall foul of the Bad HTML detector

Ah, found it. There's a </b tag at the end of the "horsepower winch" move above.

Internet abuse

Such spurious code

Was that AXI's move? Maybe it was, so:

Uncle Korky - Well, that was all rather confusing
Projoy - Is it HTML we're abusing?
AXI - Internet abuse
Software - Is strictly no use

If the good guys always end up losing.

"Go away", I explode in my fury

Going nuclear like old Marie Curie

and do not come back

'Til you've found me that hack

That knobbled the judge and the jury.

"Stand back! It's a rabid mince pie!"

"One scratch from its fangs and you'll die!"

Though it's crust looks quite tasty

My decision was hasty

And now up in heaven I sigh. .. hmm .. bit wobbly on the tenses, that one.

Impartial advice is quite rare

And even then, to be fair

I seldom take heed

Carpe Diem's my creed

I just do what I want with my hair

Eating beans and fly fishing with Hartley

At a village in Wiltshire called Startley

I caused quite a stir

'cos I mimicked the burr

So the trout leapt and slapped my face smartly.

PLastic surg'ry to lengthen my spine

They said silicone implants were fine

But my facelift went "phutt"

Any now looks like my butt

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