mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

AXI

I misread the sign

Uncle Korky

For the A339

Hugh Jampton

and I'm now on the A327 help!

Chalky

Be careful, be wary, be wise!

Raak

For all that they tell you is lies!

Puckoon

but I don't believe it

Hugh Jampton

not one little bit

Major Dennis Bloodnok, Military Idiot, Coward & Bar

but they will ask, "Who ate all the pies?"

Sir Joseph Bazalgette

Oscar Wilde was a very great wit,
but others just think he was shit,
some like him a bit,
some call him a hit,
and others would cover him with grit.
Showing off I know but what the heck...

Projoy

Now, Oscar, he's gone off to glory

Darren

That might be the end of his story