mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I tugged and I panted and moaned

But still I could not

shift Stonehenge one jot (snorgle) You'll need to acquire, ahem, certain features. But I'm sure you knew that anyway. :-)

So it's off to the Tor to get stoned

I essay a stunning jetée

(zhet-ay)

Followed through with a graceful plié (plee-ay)

But my battement tendu

Was pas bien comprendu

And everyone's calling me gay! boom-boom

When alone, with my "great" plans