mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Foul-spoken slang

Rosie

with a south London twang I don't even need to try.

Is polite banter in Milton Keynes.

widey

I live for the taste of curried beans

snorgle

That just doesn't scan right, does it? How about...

I live for the hot taste of beans
Dripped over the neighbourhood queens

or bronx, brooklyn, staten

Simons Mith

An' I'm estimatin'

widey

oi u can't go around changing the start line! Where's the challange in that? I shall now sulk for the next 40 nights...........

[widey] We've only got one nights.

[SM] "One nights"?

Darren] ...and one Simons too.

widey - it didn't scan! And Simons - does that rhyme? Bah, I'm turning into Rosie!

The beans were produced by Peek Freans.

Projoy

Today is the day that the bears... (unfinished sentence alert).

...will go hibernating downstairs, (do polar-bears hibernate?)

So lock up your fridge

AXI

To a nearby bridge