mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

While bathing or when you're in bed?

Sir Henry

.. and as toast or just slices?

Raak

With jam or fried mices?

Sir Henry

try rats and you'll just end up dead!

Darren

Clam up or start spilling the beans?

Darren

I'm sure you all know what that means!

Juxtapose

Foul-spoken slang

Rosie

with a south London twang I don't even need to try.

Is polite banter in Milton Keynes.

widey

I live for the taste of curried beans

snorgle

That just doesn't scan right, does it? How about...

I live for the hot taste of beans
Dripped over the neighbourhood queens

or bronx, brooklyn, staten

Simons Mith

An' I'm estimatin'

widey

oi u can't go around changing the start line! Where's the challange in that? I shall now sulk for the next 40 nights...........

[widey] We've only got one nights.

[SM] "One nights"?

Darren] ...and one Simons too.

widey - it didn't scan! And Simons - does that rhyme? Bah, I'm turning into Rosie!