mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Quite why this is so

Raak

I really don't know

Projoy

But a physicist might for some fees (according to Physics, a bumblebee can't fly).

A stalactite falls from the roof

Snodgrass

Wooky Hole provides us with proof quite splendid caves there, well worth a visit

That if no-one is there

Lootenant Hern-Hern

does anyone care? - Who gives a Hern

Or are we completely aloof?

nights

There once was a student in Leeds

Software

Whose ambition was spreading his seeds

Sir Henry

So of he went clubbing

AXI

while elm seeds dropping

Breadmaster

And satisfied all of his needs.

Sir Henry

"MY GOD" said her lady in waiting