mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I really don't know

Projoy

But a physicist might for some fees (according to Physics, a bumblebee can't fly).

A stalactite falls from the roof

Snodgrass

Wooky Hole provides us with proof quite splendid caves there, well worth a visit

That if no-one is there

Lootenant Hern-Hern

does anyone care? - Who gives a Hern

Or are we completely aloof?

nights

There once was a student in Leeds

Software

Whose ambition was spreading his seeds

Sir Henry

So of he went clubbing