mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I disrobed, to my vest, for a lark.

Knobbly

I re-dressed in a hurry

Count Jim ‘Thighs’ Moriarty

when a truck load of slurry

Darren

Escaped (stained my shirt with a mark).

Tuj

The trouble with loaning out bees

Lootenant Hern-Hern

is thay always come back with strained knees Hern

Quite why this is so

Raak

I really don't know

Projoy

But a physicist might for some fees (according to Physics, a bumblebee can't fly).

A stalactite falls from the roof

Snodgrass

Wooky Hole provides us with proof quite splendid caves there, well worth a visit

That if no-one is there