mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I found that my briefcase was bent

Raak

Its titanium hinge

AXI

Had developed a fringe

Software

Of no use to a business-like gent

Rosie

The good folk of Buckfastleigh, Devon

ZK

All retire to bed around seven

AXI

For they get up at eleven (oops this is going to be an all lines rhyme limerick)

Read a book by Nye Bevan

Hugh Jampton

and pray that they go to heaven