mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

"I am wearing my pants on my head."

Sir Henry

"and my socks on my thumb"

Projoy

Which has made them go numb

ZK

"And smell oddly like garlic bread"
In the middle of writing an ode

to the hard men who dig up the road

Hugh Jampton

I spied a strange man

Raak

Making tea in a can

Software

While his body was painted with woad.

Kim

While attending a conference in Ghent

Projoy

I found that my briefcase was bent

Raak

Its titanium hinge