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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Bob the dog
"Hey, big splendour!" I heard Shirley cry
Darren
The splendour replied:
AXI
"I'm small and on my side;"
Danno
Ne'er again will I stargaze while high.
Tuj
A duck, and a coin, and a shoe
Darren
Are things I have fished from the loo.
widey
tramp steamers and trains
Rosie
(they're big, they block drains)
Not the only thing, I've found. :-(
Raak
And a TARDIS mislaid by Doc. Who
penelope
If it's good, then give it no thought
Breadmaster
Don't bother with "should I?" or "ought...?"
Software
Just jump right on in
Raak
It can't be a sin
Rosie
unless of course you get caught.
(Raak) Amazing coincidence: - My first attempt was exactly the same as yours only you got in first. Great Minds . . .
penelope
[Raak, Rose] Great minds? I beg to differ. Anoraks... ;o)
Such a thrill to be breaking the law
Software
So I think that I'll do it some more
[Pen] I've met Rosie and I can assure you he is not/doesn't wear an anorak.
CdM
Oh. Hello Inspector!
Kim
My name's Doctor Lecter
Darren
Excuse me while I eat Al Gore.
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