mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

That hail would be causing more pain / "Bend your knees when lifting, don't strain"

It could be so much worse / For the weight of this purse

Then I’ll call my sweet nurse / We deliver this verse:

And we'll try that nice treatment again / By Virgin, the strain's on the train

In Florida, votes have gone missing

Ella

Giving rise to much 'booing' and 'hissing'

Software

For to Gerrymander

Rosie

is but to pander

plump

a sort of backhanded ar*e kissing

Ella

I'm off to an Anne Summers do! (not been to one before - should I be apprehensive?)

To see things...that are mainly see-through (oh yes)

Some of them wobble and buzz (can I come?)

Respectfully, Bm, might that scan a little better if it were:
Some wobble and buzz
Some light up - this one does!