mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

(It's the sort of place she'd make one "stand" in)

I've been told that the Tottenham Court Road

Breadmaster

Is a bad place to be for a toad

Projoy

But frogs are OK

Rosie

,lightly killed, they say, Rather crunchy.

Unlike ferrets, which tend to explode. It happened nine times yesterday...

There was a young gent lived in Fulham limerick syntax declared

A hit with girls - boy, could he pull 'em!

Software

For he was well endowed opening for abuse....

And oft stood rather proud never knowingly underestimated

And his silken words always would lull 'em

Projoy

I'm standing in two feet of rain