mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Till they rage, spit and curse

Projoy

Then persist: they'll explode in a few ticks.

I read, in today's Daily Mail,

ZK

That Prince Philip's turned into a quail stranger things have happened

Her Maj is appalled

Breadmaster

Though he was pretty old

Rosie

but now she'll have eggs sans pareil. All right, male quails don't lay eggs.

It's often been said, down our way Or often been Sid, as I typed before...

That male quails don't lay eggs, unless gay

Rosie

And those that they do Mmm, this is getting quite surreal.

Are just filled with goo

Software

Bollocks! That's all just hearsay.

nights

There was a young lady from Camden

Snodgrass

Who always liked to keep her hand in